Hamish Boyle

Kia ora! I'm a neurodivergent lanky bean from Middle of Nowhere Valley, New Zealand!

At 15 I got paid to talk about window sealants for hours into a mic, and in the decade since I've concocted a reputation for my diverse work across indie NZ film, theatre, voice over, advertising, modelling, and hyper-fixated lectures both very professional and very not. I cannot confirm nor deny the claims describing me as a Wellington Performance Cryptid.

I dolphin'd his way into performance via doing peculiar voices with Spike Milligan scripts as a wee child. I have not stopped. I cannot be stopped.

We're here to have fun. We're here to have profound anguish. We're here to be fulfilled in a way ne'er any other life venture can fulfill.
Let's.